stand up and say your name. it's now your turn to voice your complaints of me since i seem to be such a terrible person and i seem to have done you all wrong. but, oh yeah, before you begin, fuck you! you can't suck me into your drama. i have real problems and, believe me, you never took the time to know them. so don't be expecting me to say "you're welcome." i wouldn't thank you if you saved my life. these are twelve of the twelve steps in a twelve step program. and everyone seems to think that they know me so well but they don't know shit. so listen up! because i don't need you to tell me my problems. i drink because i know them all to well.